Top Five Songs for New Year's Eve

I found my 2013 list of resolutions while I was cleaning out my desk this afternoon. I am posting a picture of it here.

Not bad, huh? I did the first two and my attempt at the fourth is, quite frankly, left to the beholder.



But it's Number Three that's been pestering me a bit. I've gone out of my way to be nicer to people. I've held my tongue when perhaps I shouldn't.


I'm really not into that anymore. Nothing leads to more sleepless nights than "I should have..." and nothing makes me say "I should have" more than knowing some dickhead got one over on me.

So no more.


I now present my resolution for 2014:

I will carry an axe with me everywhere I go. And if you rub me the wrong way, I will chop your head off.

Make the necessary adjustments.

And just to keep it light, I present you with my New Year's Resolution for 1998, something else I found this afternoon. Enjoy.

 

People, I'm just saying: If there are two things I'd like to implore you to add to your list of resolutions, one would be to try to use less adverbs. Seriously. The second would be to try not to be a dick this year. Really. Just stop being a dick.

 

Or else I will chop off your fucking head.

 

TOP FIVE SONGS FOR NEW YEAR'S

 

5. "Happy New Year" by ABBA

 



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